Political Gossip and Rumors in Venezuela and Panama

They say that Zelensky suggested to Trump to do with Putin the same thing he did with Maduro. "Don't be an asshole!" They also say that his aunt Mela made a fool of herself by running for president of the court and then voting for herself, knowing full well that nobody wanted her. Soldiers who survived the American attack in Venezuela say they saw nothing, only heard a whistle followed by a bright flash and a powerful explosion that didn't even give them time to pick up their rifles and fire. One joker claims the blast at Commander Chávez's mausoleum was unnecessary and the intention was to erase his cult in Venezuela, just as they did with the Nazis in Germany after World War II. A cheeky guy wonders what's going through the head of comrade Saúl Méndez right now, who is isolated in Venezuela. Some say he has already moved to Brazil, where comrade Lula is in power, because Venezuela is no longer safe for him. They say Irma received some recycled plastic bottle caps and started patching potholes and collecting tolls in Detroit, but not content with that, she tried to make the Ministry of Public Works and Mulino look bad; that's how the devil pays those who serve him well. One joker comments that after Mulino threw him a life raft to keep him from drowning in his own garbage, the best the Detroit mayor can do is go quietly to the sidelines and stop being so ungrateful. Irma says she had been asking the Ministry of Public Works to fix that pothole for months and had to ask the capital's mayor for help. She never answered the question! Richard, the 'sugarless' communist, was wondering how to defend Panama from Trump? She's the mayor who receives the most help! The one who got tongue-tied in 'Open Debate' was Juan Harvard when he was asked about the life vest that the Sanitation Authority threw to his buddy Irma. Well, 'El Fulo' was with Putin in Alaska, and I doubt that even crossed his mind. A cheeky guy remembered that 'Plátano' Maduro uninstalled WhatsApp because he said they were spying on him through it, but it turned out the CIA spy was by his side all along. The same cheeky guy says we have to admit that 'Plátano' Maduro, just like '4x8' Carrizo, was an excellent comedian while he was in power. That's very strange. Buchanan, the deputy for the Ferragamos, is putting on airs and doesn't even reply to journalists who have requested an interview. Now that's when the big trouble will start! By the way, those who are being quiet about the U.S. Navy's intervention in Venezuela are the ones from SUNTRACS. I wonder where their much-humility has gone? Both of them talked a lot of nonsense and made a fuss, like Cantinflas.